Heavenly Paradise lyrics |
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| Heavenly Paradise Kyle Ellis (Parody to Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovick) As I?m rolled into the emergency room Plugs are hooked up to my brain Nurses are lookin? for signs of life and realize that none are bein? plain But that?s just perfect for a holy guy like me At least I know where I?m going for eternity At 3:30 in the morning I was put down Now I?m floatin? in the sky and waitin? around...cool And the one question that?s been on my mind for so long is that Is my name in the Book of Life or was I wrong? Gabriel said my name I raised my hand And he invited me in St. Peter gave me a white robe to wear and a halo that was dim But when I walked through the Pearly Gates I saw an old friend of mine I knew His face, He gave me grace, and loved me since way before there was time Now I?m spending the rest of my life Living in a Heavenly Paradise The streets of gold they shine like lights Living in a Heavenly Paradise The food up here has just the right spice Living in a Heavenly Paradise There?s so much space it?s all so nice Living in a Heavenly Paradise A bunch of hoodlums wanted me to die last week They said I was ?too Christian? for them, and that I was just a geek And also said heaven didn?t exist as well I vowed to pray for them cuz? I knew they were heading for hell There ain?t no way I would?a punched those kids Even though they certainly deserved it Although they were being rude I pretended to haven?t heard them I never wear jackets but I got a bullet-proof vest But it was left at home when I got shot in the chest...fool If you went to visit you?d have chilled with fears I looked like my mind had been wandering for too many years But I?m in a safer place So please don?t worry and fear I can?t wait to see you in 60-some years It?s so peaceful, so relaxing, and heavenly I feel so alive and free I?m finally safe from all harm I can now just rest in peace Now I?m spending the rest of my life Living in a Heavenly Paradise No more living surrounded by lies Living in a Heavenly Paradise There?s no bugs or parasites Living in a Heavenly Paradise You can?t tell if it?s day or night Living in a Heavenly Paradise Now I?ve told my story, that?s all there is to say My question for you is, has Jesus saved you today? Have you given Him your life? Have you given Him your heart? One difference between Heaven and Hell Is that they are so far apart I could not imagine what in the world it would be like Surrounded by demons and fear, Regretting the decision I made for the rest of my life So read your bible, and pray every day Because, my brother, you wanna expand your relationship with the Lord in every way Now I?m spending the rest of my life Living in a Heavenly Paradise No more human sacrifice Living in a Heavenly Paradise We get new bodies He paid the price Living in a Heavenly Paradise I thank the Lord He gave me life Living in a Heavenly Paradise |
